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my name's sarah, you can call me sarah, i like cats and elvis music and those bobblehead animals you can put on your car dashboard. mmmmm, pizza pie.

01.24.04 @ 10:11 P.M.
The One With My Awful Secret

Psst.

Over here.

Can I tell you a secret?

Alright, you have to swear not to tell ANYONE.

Ok, how many entries have I written about my intense hatred of Britney Spears?

There's this one, and this one, this frightening piece, this one that came right after it, this one was written when I thought I wouldn't get a spot in Mr. Lux's class for this semester, and, most recently, this one.

But her new song? "Toxic"?

Yeah, I, uh....

I uh...

Well, I don't like it, but if I heard it on the radio, I wouldn't change it right away, ya know?

Who am I kidding.

It's on repeat as I'm writing this.

That's right. I like a Britney song.

I'd like to take this time to send a special hello to Earth's newest residents: the four horsemen of the apocalypse.

To quote Chandler:"I loathe myself."

(10 points if you can name which episode that came from)

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silly hats only

taste:a lovely combination of vomit and mouthwash
wear:a t-shirt that says "looking for peace of mind...or piece of pizza." i think we all know which I'd prefer
hear:the sounds of people typing
feel:sick
think:i'm going to be up all night because i waited until the last minute to do an assignment. I'll NEVER LEARN.

i am a banana.

- - 11.18.05
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i'm feeling fat & sassy

quote o' the day
"People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang. "-Brian Fantana, Anchorman:The Legend of Ron Burgundy