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my name's sarah, you can call me sarah, i like cats and elvis music and those bobblehead animals you can put on your car dashboard. mmmmm, pizza pie.

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01.04.04 @ 4:16 P.M.
The One After Vegas

So Britney walked down the aisle for the first time.

Laughing...so...hard...

My regular readers know I despise this (insert vulgar word of your choice), and have since the beginning. So I have to agree with my girl Jenn when she calls her a "dumb bitch."

Is anyone else having flashbacks to when Ross and Rachel got married in Vegas? I know I am. ("Why HELLO Mrs.(insert name of jackass she married)!" "Why HELLO Mr. Britney!!"And then the morning after:"They would not let us get married when we were that drunk!" This coming from a hero to nine year old girls.)

It boggles my mind how she not only got a record deal, but she became POPULAR. Really really popular. I just don't get it!

Anyways, enough bitching about the bitch. Time for today's bed a celeb!

Today's winner: Mr. Zachary Braff (of Scrubs fame, in case you're silly enough not to watch that wonderful show)

Zach Braff. A man so cute, so funny, so smart(he went to Northwestern, ooh la la), that I was ready to go to war over him with one of my best friends(she appears to have retreated as of late). Silly girl. I claimed Zach in the name of Sarah ages ago.

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