So, there's this movie: Orange County.
In the movie, Jack Black plays the older brother of the main character. The movie is all about the main character, Shaun, trying to get into college. Jack Black's character, Lance, who is a stoner that hangs around unshowered in the parent's house all day, tell Shaun that his intelligence has inspired Lance to make something of himself. He has come up with an idea to sell t-shirts.
My combination of being fat, unshowered, and just a wee bit stoned yesterday already had me relating just a little bit to the character of Lance, but then I came up with the greatest idea for a t-shirt EVER and I knew we were soulmates.
Ok, picture it.
A red t-shirt.
White lettering.
"Communism has something for everyone."
I know. I know. I mean, try to contain yourself from peeing your pants from laughing so hard. Because I'd imagine that'd be a little embarassing. And I'm just looking out for you.

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