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my name's sarah, you can call me sarah, i like cats and elvis music and those bobblehead animals you can put on your car dashboard. mmmmm, pizza pie.

03.11.04 @ 3:39 P.M.
The One With The Big Misunderstanding

For those that didn't read the added p.s. on my last entry, I have a big problem with a review I just got.

I just need to clear something up.

From the "favorite quote" category of the review:

"'I want to go to San Francisco and marry it (you know, they let everyone get married there. Like those pesky homos. Nothing is sacred there! And ya know, once the gays start getting married, what's next? That's right-marrying tasty beverages)' I love that. It's hilarious, to the point, and I totally agree. Next thing ya know we'll be marrying our dogs."

Now...I understand it is difficult to emote things over the internet.

But if you didn't get that that quote was absolutely dripping in sarcasm, I just can NOT have any respect for you. That quote was meant to mock people like that reviewer. For fucks sake, will anyone ever understand my humor???

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