I'm going to attempt to sum up my life in a nutshell.

I don't recall if I mentioned this already, but this week is spring break for us folks in Florida colleges.

Here is what my friends are doing:

-Going to the keys(many are doing this, as MTV has decided to film their spring break stuff there this year)

-Partying/getting drunk

-Hanging out with boyfriend/girlfriend

Here is what Sarah is doing:

-Staying at home

-Not getting out of my pajamas

-Certainly not making any contact with the opposite sex

-Watching Finding Nemo("Mine." "Hey hey hey!" "Offspring, jelly man. Jelly man, offspring.")

-Listening(and possibly singing along) to Diane Keaton, Bette Midler, and Goldie Hawn(aka The First Wives Club) sing "You Don't Own Me" on my mom's bed(she is working tonight)

Ah well. So goes the life of the fat anti-social reject. Hey, I still have three more spring breaks before I graduate college, and that's not even counting grad school. I'll live it up then...

Yeah, okay.

I wish I was dead.

P.S. Now, I know many of my readers are atheist heathens (Courtney, Jes, The Only Sarah More Awesome Than Me? I'm looking in your direction) but for the rest of you, and, hey, even the atheists(use your imagination and pretend you are a Christian), were you offended by my review of the Passion of the Christ? I just read a review of my diary(here...yeah, I'm a review whore. It's a sickness) and, uh, I upset at least one person...Umm, if I did offend you, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to. The only person I thought that may offend, and only if he's way sensitive, is Mel Gibson. So...sorry.

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