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my name's sarah, you can call me sarah, i like cats and elvis music and those bobblehead animals you can put on your car dashboard. mmmmm, pizza pie.

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03.31.04 @ 4:46 P.M.
The One About My Television Show

For as long as I can remember, I have loved sketch comedy, and watched as much as I can get my hands on, from In Living Color when I was a wee lass to The Chapelle Show now.

I decided my dream career at this point in time is to make a sketch comedy show of my own.

Here's the gimmick: the stars of it can only be 5'4" or under. That's my rule. It's my show, I make the rules. Besides, short people are grossly neglected on television.

The title? The Short Bus. Or, if they don't let us use that: Napoleon Complex.

I have already come up with a number of skits, and they are all, naturally, AWESOME.

So, when it goes on the air in a couple of years, please watch my show and help make Sarah a television sensation. Together, we can make it happen.

Thank you.

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