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03.02.04 @ 11:47 A.M. The One With All The Pestering Today they are holding student government elections here at the University of Florida. This means that every time you walk out your door, someone from either the Access party or Innovate party(the two major parties on campus) will leach on to you and try to convince you to vote for them and tell you allllll about their issues(as you are trying to get your ass to class). I've gotten so annoyed that whenever someone comes up to me and asks "have you voted today???" I retort with "have you accepted Jesus as your Lord and savior?" It shuts them up. 0 comments so far << & >>
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silly hats only | taste:a lovely combination of vomit and mouthwash wear:a t-shirt that says "looking for peace of mind...or piece of pizza." i think we all know which I'd prefer hear:the sounds of people typing feel:sick think:i'm going to be up all night because i waited until the last minute to do an assignment. I'll NEVER LEARN.
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