06.16.04 @ 5:53 P.M.
The One With All The Sexiness
Mmmm, sexalicious
* Bold the ones you'd have sex with anytime ...anywhere... ahem.
* Italicize the ones you'd sleep with for money (I'm translating this to, "Under some circumstances...")
* Strike out the ones you'd never, EVER consider.
* Leave those plain whom you don't know or are indifferent to.
* Add three of your own.
1. Joel Tobeck
2. Craig Parker
3. James Phelps
4. Oliver Phelps
5. Tom Felton (what? He's hot. And not that much younger than me.)
6. Rupert Grint(why is everyone falling in love with him lately?)
7. Garrett Hedlund
8. Draco Malfoy
9. Eric Bana(oh, oh Christ. To steal from Sarah yet again:"is there a way to, like, triple bold this?")
10. Achilles
11. Colin Farrell (God I fucking HATE HIM)
12. Daniel Radcliffe
13. Emma Watson
14. Elijah Wood
15. Dominic Monaghan
16. Viggo Mortensen
17. Alan Rickman
18. Jason Isaacs
19. Lucius Malfoy
20. Jack Sparrow (I know, I'm fairly certain I'm the only woman that wouldn't)
21. Legolas Greenleaf (I hate the hair)
22. Carlos (from Love Actually)(OH MY FUCKING GOD ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!)
23. Brian Kinney ("I want this man so much it hurts."-me too girl. Me too)
24. Justin Taylor ("Hate Justin. Whiny bitch who doesn't deserve Brian."-yep)
25. Emmett Honeycutt
26. Shane (from The L Word)
27. Angelina Jolie
28. Jessica Alba
29. Drew Barrymore
30. Melanie Marcus
31. Ben (from QaF)
32. Michael Novotny
33. Johnny Depp (while I can certainly see the man's appeal, I've just never had a thing for him.)
34. Jensen Ackles
35. Doc Roe (Band of Brothers)
36. Older Simba (The Lion King) (the fuck is wrong with you?)
37. Liam Neeson
38. Christian Bale
39. Hayden Christensen
40. Jude Law
41. Keanu Reeves
42. Ewan McGregor
43. Hans Matheson
44. Hugh Jackman
45. Heath Ledger(fucking HATE him)
46. Agamemnon
47. Priam
48. Anthony Hopkins (creepily enough, it was him as Hannibal that did it)
49. Edward Norton
50. Kiefer Sutherland
51. Billy Boyd
52. Merlin Luck (Aus Big Brother)
53. Karl Urban
54. Gollum/Smeagol (okay folks, which one of you ordered the ew with a side of gross?)
55. Dobby (WHAT. THE. FUCK?)
56. Cardboard Cut out Legolas
57. Daniel Johns
58. John Mayer
59. Avril Lavigne (oh, oh my fucking God. My hate for this bitch poser knows no bounds)
60. Mark Ferguson
61. Josh Duhamel
62. Jonathan Rhys-Meyers
63. Keira Knightley
64. Kiran Shah
65. Leopold
66. Andy Serkis
67. Sean Bean
68. Orlando Bloom (only with short hair)
69. Brad Pitt (just too pretty)
70. Tobey Maguire
71. Jason Statham (Turkish from "Snatch")
72. Jake Gyllenhaal
73. James Franco(sexy, so clearly there is no relation over here. If I married him, I wouldn't have to change my name. So rock)
74. Jennifer Garner
75. Mr. Sark (And I'd bet he'd be damn good too)
76. Tim Drake
77. Nate Grey (X-Men)
78. Xander Harris
79. Eminem
80. Anna Paquin
81. Joaquin Phoenix
82. Catherine Zeta-Jones(while she's beautiful I don't find her sexy)
83. Harry Potter
84. Macauley Culkin
84. Naomi Watts
85. Kate Winslet
86. Parminder Nagra
87. Colin Firth
88. Hugh Grant
89. Renee Zellweger
90. Miranda Otto
91. Lucy Liu
92. Halle Berry
93. David Thewlis
94. Gary Oldman
95. Brendan Fraser
96. Ron Weasley
97. Anthony Perkins
98. David Beckham
99. Brian Krause (Peter Krause(no relation)on the other hand...)
100. James Marsters (never understood his appeal)
101. Amy Acker
102. Alexis Denisof
103. Alyson Hannigan
104. Holly Marie Combs
105. Seth Green (without thinking)
106. Chris Carraba
107. Adam Brody
108. Michael Vartan
109. Jason Lee (since fifth grade man)
110. Scott Foley
111. Rachel Bilson
112. David Creegan (David, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways.)(in case you don't know, David is the main character on the show Touching Evil, a really amazing show you should check out)
113. David Boreanaz
114. Sarah Michelle Gellar
115. Benjamin McKenzie
116. Richard Gere (another one I'll never understand. Ew.)
117. David Anders
118. Ben Browder
119. Claudia Black
120.Lindsey Buckingham
121.Derek Jeter
122.Jeff Timmons
Now, if you'll excuse me. I need some time alone...
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