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my name's sarah, you can call me sarah, i like cats and elvis music and those bobblehead animals you can put on your car dashboard. mmmmm, pizza pie.

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04.03.04 @ 5:13 P.M.
The One Without A Brain

I just got out of the shower, where something quite strange happened.

You see, I was conditioning my hair to look all purty, and some got into my ear.

I cocked my head to let some water in to wash it out, and dudes?

...it went right through to the other side of my head.

What does this mean???

Also, I think society should be more gentle to women that have teeny tiny T-rex arms and accept that it is really hard for them to shave their legs. It leads to all hopping around on one foot and almost falling and cracking your head open and what not.

P.S. Last night, I saw Dawn of the Dead at the 10:30 showing, the last one of the night. You people really found it scary? I mean...it was good for a horror movie, but scary? Not so much. Whatever man. I appreciate any movie that knocks The Passion out of the top spot. Just like I loved Lost in Space when it came out for knocking Titanic out of the number one spot after three months (er, to Entertainment Weekly subscibers, I just answered one of the questions from the latest Pop Culture quiz. Sorry!)

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"People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang. "-Brian Fantana, Anchorman:The Legend of Ron Burgundy