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04.09.04 @ 6:12 P.M. The One With Praise For Soft Core Porn From Kazaa today: "Zalman King is firmly established as the leading creator of erotic/romantic programming. With Red Shoe Diaries, King successfully transferred his high-quality, cutting-edge sensuality and motion picture style from 9 1/2 Weeks, Wild Orchid, Delta of Venus and Two Moon Junction to the television screen. Beautiful women and equally beautiful men, high fashion, exotic settings, lush photography, romance, an adventure of the senses." IT'S SOFT CORE PORN!!!!!!! For crying out loud. Anyone who's seen even one episode of Red Shoe Diaries knows why this little tidbit is so very funny. 0 comments so far << & >>
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silly hats only | taste:a lovely combination of vomit and mouthwash wear:a t-shirt that says "looking for peace of mind...or piece of pizza." i think we all know which I'd prefer hear:the sounds of people typing feel:sick think:i'm going to be up all night because i waited until the last minute to do an assignment. I'll NEVER LEARN.
| i am a banana. | - - 11.18.05 The One With All The Pajamas - 10.25.05 The One For Mom - 10.03.05 The One With The Paragraphs Seperated By Song Titles - 08.18.05 The One With Two New Additions To The Family (And Dirty Movies) - 07.13.05 | i'm feeling fat & sassy | quote o' the day "People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.
"-Brian Fantana, Anchorman:The Legend of Ron Burgundy
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