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03.07.04 @ 4:33 P.M.
The One With The Return Of The Jedi

Sup fools? ("I'm Marshie!")

Did you miss me? Well, I missed you. In fact I've spent pretty much this entire weekend catching up on diaries. Damn you fuckers can write.

Whatever. So is the way of Diaryland.

So, you guys. Something really...I dunno...interesting happened to me on Friday.

Naturally, I've been wanting to share it on here with you guys. However, that would involve sharing someone else's problem. And while normally I'm totally inconsiderate about things like this, for some reason, this time I feel like I should just keep it to myself.

However, I will say this. (Warning: psychotic, violent rant ahead)

There are some people that are such pieces of shit...that they just deserve to die. Slow, painful, horrible deaths. Sorry that is so harsh, but there are some people the world shouldn't be forced to deal with. And after they die, they deserve to rot in the ninth ring of hell. And then they deserve to be gang raped by Hitler, Stalin, the hijackers from September 11th, and other assorted bad people. For all eternity.

...Sorry about that. I blame violence in the media.

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