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my name's sarah, you can call me sarah, i like cats and elvis music and those bobblehead animals you can put on your car dashboard. mmmmm, pizza pie.

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02.11.04 @ 6:32 P.M.
The One With Another Birthday Request

Yo, anyone got $38.95 I can borrow? Sarah needs a two year subscription to Playgirl.

Also, I'll need money to purchase some three hour blocks of Playgirl(get this:) TV(rock ON female equality. Did anyone else know that they had a tv channel?).

Playgirl is a woman who loves sex and isn't afraid to talk about it, who loves to kiss a man's neck as much as his nether regions, who is concerned with her own pleasure as much as his, who dares to live out her fantasies. The answer to finding sexual fulfillment is PLAYGIRL.

Playgirls always come first!

Heh heh heh. Dirty.

Why was I at playgirl.com today? I forget. Huh. Weird.

And yes, I know what you're saying: "ANOTHER FUCKING TEMPLATE?" I had a couple of complaints about the last one being too hard to read, and even though I LOVED it, I love my readers more. So enjoy this one, because I'm sticking with it for a while.

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"People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang. "-Brian Fantana, Anchorman:The Legend of Ron Burgundy