There's an episode of Family Guy that has a hilarious scene of one of the characters going around narrating his life out loud.

Since I saw this episode long ago, I catch myself narrating my life, but in my head.

For example, some excerpts from today's art history class:

"She sat and watched the slutty girls squeal over the boy that had moved down one fucking seat for them. She wished she had had enough foresight to bring a drill to make a hole in her head."

and

"As she sat staring at the hot boy that she had been madly in love with since the second week of class, the drool slowly but surely began to pool on her shirt. She hoped he didn't notice."

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