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04.29.04 @ 6:17 P.M.
The One About The Japanese Steakhouse

In case you aren't as kickass as Evil and Miss Black and my cousin(which, sorry to break it to you, you probably aren't-those are some pretty kickass broads) and couldn't pick up on it from the previous entry, today marks the nineteenth anniversary of my habitation on the Earth.

We had a mini celebration (tomorrow is when it will be celebrated "officially" as tomorrow is MY LAST DAY AT THIS PIECE OF SMELLY ROTTEN SHIT KNOWN AS THE UNIVERSITY OF FLORIDA AND THEN I AM HOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!) tonight with my mum and aunt making the two-hour-but-seems-so-much-fucking-longer trek up to Gainesville from home and going to dinner at a Japanese steakhouse (and also receiving one gift to hold me over: Kill Bill vol. 1. Even though I haven't seen the movie yet(which is so fucked up), I told mum to go ahead and buy it for me anyway because I knew I would love it).

I must say, Japanese steakhouses? Pretty kickass. (For Miss Black, the only one that would get this: "We got sushi. When we got there, the guy behind the counter, like, little sushi, they were like, "Heeeeeeeeeeey!" You know, when we got there, like, they knew us." "They do that at a lot of sushi places." Awww...brings back memories of when the show was good...) I had never had Japanese food before and I didn't know what to expect. We get a waiter that was more American than apple pie and baseball combined. Then after we get our soup and salad, Iron Chef comes out to start preparing our main meal.

At first, I was more terrified than impressed with Iron Chef. I was sure that I was going to get burned. Or that if I didn't get burned, food would land in my hair (I HATE getting things in my hair!!!). Or if the food didn't land in my hair, it would land in my Sprite (rendering it completely undrinkable). But Iron Chef performed his show without a hitch, and managed to create a meal that made my mouth orgasm. Yummy yummy yummy.

Anway, I am WAY fucking tired and I am going to have to pull an all nighter, studying for Latin, writing a paper for Lit, packing up some leftover shit(because I am LEAVING TOMORROW! WOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!), and watch both Tina Fey and John Mayer on Conan (Oh! My gosh!! Tina! John! On Conan!! So cool!!!), so I'm going to go nap until the last new episode of Friends before the finale. I hope you had a happy my birthday. :)

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