02.12.04 @ 5:29 P.M.
The One With My List Of Girls
Don't you love it when you totally fall for a guy who always uses his adorable(that "adorable" is dripping with sarcasm) self deprecating humor and jokes about having no life and no girls liking him and then finding out he had a girlfriend up until a few weeks ago?
Fucking bastard. I hate men.
I hate women too, come to think of it.
I totally think God should let me decide what women live and which don't. I would get rid of so many unnecessary air wasters.
A Partial Listing of Those That I Would Keep Around/Would be Spared From My Wrath(In No Particular Order):
- Family members
- Anyone on my buddy list
- Anyone that has added me to their buddy list that, for some reason, are not on my buddy list yet(I'll add you soon)
- Girls fatter than me(so I look good in comparison)
- Girls uglier than me("well, that would only leave England..."-Death, Family Guy)
- Stevie Nicks & Christine McVie
- Female stand up comedians
- Female cast members of television shows I like
A Partial Listing of Those That Would Be Deleted(In No Particular Order):
- Girlfriends of any of my number of imaginary boyfriends
- Ex-girlfriends of any of my number of imaginary boyfriends
- Sorority girls(no comments from the peanut gallery, and you know who you are)
- Girls who flirt with smart guys just for help with homework
- Janet Jackson, because I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF HER ASS
- Paris Hilton
- Britney Spears
- Christina Aguilera
- Clay Aiken
P.S. I'm just jokin about Clay. I have no beef with him(even though "Invisible" creeps me out because it totally talks about stalking a girl). He guest starred on Ed after all.
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