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my name's sarah, you can call me sarah, i like cats and elvis music and those bobblehead animals you can put on your car dashboard. mmmmm, pizza pie.

02.28.05 @ 8:44 P.M.
The One Without Indie Music

This doesn't have relevance to anything, but I'm sitting here watching television and I happened to glance at my feet and I just thought I'd let my 2 1/2 readers know that I have the most DEFORMED TOES EVER IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD. Seriously. Gross. I hate you body! Hate you.

I can't remember the last time I listened to modern music. Seriously. I mean, I'll hear of a recent song by word of mouth if it's one of those songs that's played every time you turn on your radio and you're stalked by it everywhere you go, but seriously, I usually just listen to 80's music. It's humiliating. And I'm so jealous of my friends who know all this indie music and I just sit around wondering where they find these obscure bands as the radio plays "Living on a Prayer" for the 50th time and then I look at my ugly feet and realize I'm never going to lose my virginity.

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taste:a lovely combination of vomit and mouthwash
wear:a t-shirt that says "looking for peace of mind...or piece of pizza." i think we all know which I'd prefer
hear:the sounds of people typing
feel:sick
think:i'm going to be up all night because i waited until the last minute to do an assignment. I'll NEVER LEARN.

i am a banana.

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"People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang. "-Brian Fantana, Anchorman:The Legend of Ron Burgundy