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my name's sarah, you can call me sarah, i like cats and elvis music and those bobblehead animals you can put on your car dashboard. mmmmm, pizza pie.

09.08.04 @ 9:28 P.M.
The One With The Spot On Guestbook Entry

From my guestbook:

"I just read through your 100 Things list and I just have to say one thing. You are probably one of the most generous, sweet, cruel, kind, selfish, and vindictive person I have ever met. The complexities amazed me."

...What an odd message to wake up to. It has been on my mind all day.

Also, I miss my friend Sylvia, who still bravely chose to stay in ~~the deepest pits of HELL~~ Gainesville at UF(I suppose I could tell her this on the phone, through an IM, or even through her diary, but where would the fun in that be?). I'm thinking road trip with Niki and James to pick Sylvia up at Thanksgiving. That would be cool...in my mind it is anyway.

Also also, I MISSED THE ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF KEEPING THIS DIARY!!! God damnit. It happened, like, a month ago. I'm such a dumbass.

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taste:a lovely combination of vomit and mouthwash
wear:a t-shirt that says "looking for peace of mind...or piece of pizza." i think we all know which I'd prefer
hear:the sounds of people typing
feel:sick
think:i'm going to be up all night because i waited until the last minute to do an assignment. I'll NEVER LEARN.

i am a banana.

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"People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang. "-Brian Fantana, Anchorman:The Legend of Ron Burgundy