I haven't posted a rant in a while.

I couldn't decide to go on a rant about my biological father (Bobo the Sperm Donor is what I call him) or an oh so cliche rant on religion.

I decided I hate my rants. They make me sound like a vindictive bitch, which I totally am, but I don't need to be broadcasting that fact to you nice people that haven't had the displeasure of meeting me in real life.

Instead, I came up with something that cracked me right the fuck up:

go tell a hermaphrodite to go fuck itself.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Ahhhhhh, good times. Good times. Almost as funny as a son of a bitch .

If you don't vote for Public Domain, it means the terrorists have won. (I realize that many of you are sick of this crap, as a plug for Doug E. Fresh, One Masked Muthafucka, and the rest of the Brooklyn boys has become as much of a Diaryland staple as a SquirrelX or LeslieIrene banner. But I wouldn't be asking you to vote and vote and vote again (you can vote more than once) if they didn't truly deserve this)

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