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my name's sarah, you can call me sarah, i like cats and elvis music and those bobblehead animals you can put on your car dashboard. mmmmm, pizza pie.

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01.18.05 @ 3:31 P.M.
The One That If You Blink, You'll Miss It

Drive by post because I should really be doing grammar homework. Granted, it is 3:30 right now and my class isn't until 6, but it will inevitably take me that long to figure out what a noun is. 1,2,3 here we go!

1)I am of course well aware of the fact that London Calling by The Clash is consistently regarded as one of the greatest albums of all time. But I must've missed the memo that talked about how it was written BY GOD HIMSELF. Damn, yo. I got a copy of this album for Christmas and after listening to it, it is now tied with The Dance by Fleetwood Mac as my absolute favorite album of all time. Its really good, is what I'm saying.
2)I could gush for hours and hours about how I love my school. But I do have one minor complaint, that being the fact that it is a commuter school. Read: I almost get into four or five accidents EVERY DAMN DAY because these people can NOT drive and also they don't give you any room to turn in the parking lots.
3)Another pet peeve that leads to my road rage: I'll be driving around a parking lot for, and I'm not exaggerating when I say this, a half hour (that's THIRTY. MINUTES.) looking for a spot. Inevitably during that time(it is a very long time, after all), I'll see 15 people who will turn into the parking lot and drive for a grand total of five seconds before they catch a person leaving and claim that spot for their own. Ohhhhh ho ho, you don't know how loud that makes me scream. I've almost punched out my windshield it gets me so mad. It's just so unfair.
3)Trenchcoats went out of style with the Columbine shootings. And, come to think of it, they were never in style for women. Please keep this in mind and dress accordingly next time, girl in my Roman Civilization class.
4)The Nanny Diaries. Heh. Totally recommend it, even if it is so 2002.

I hope a day will come when I can write a real entry. Until then, ciao.

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