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my name's sarah, you can call me sarah, i like cats and elvis music and those bobblehead animals you can put on your car dashboard. mmmmm, pizza pie.

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06.04.04 @ 9:42 P.M.
The One With The Shameless Begging

Sup children?

Now, see, what I think is funny is that I've gone more days without updating now then I did when I was trying to stay away from here. Loser.

Okay, now, outside of voting for Public Domain and to send me three questions, I haven't asked much of you guys, have I? I mean, REALLY, come on. Some people, like, yell at you for comments and shit. To quote the great and almighty Sundry:"It's not really fishing, it's more like hostage-torturing for compliments."

But I'm not one of those people. I mean, God bless every last one of you that reads this, I love you, but I'm certainly NOT going to blame anyone if she doesn't read it

That being said-I need your help. I am on my knees, desperately pleading. I'll do a dance for you if you want me to. ("But you won't even be able to see-okay! I'm a' dancin'!"-quickly, WHO SAID THAT LINE???? Hint: it is from a television show)

My personal ambrosia Mountain Dew is doing this promotion right now. You may have seen the stupid commercials for it-Dew U. Under each cap of Mountain Dew, Diet Mountain Dew, Code Red Mountain Dew, and Livewire Mountain Dew, you'll find a code worth one point. Save enough points=get free stuff.

Now, I drink a lot of Dew, but there is only so much my gastrointestinal system can take to get the ridiculous amounts of points needed to get stuff.

So, this is what I need from you dear readers: if you have any Mountain Dew at all during the time this promotion is going on, and if you are not collecting points yourself, may I have your codes? Please? Pppplllleeeeaaaasssseeee?

I <3 you guys.

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