There's a certain voting precinct in the Northeast that has become famous throughout politics.
Polls open for them before anywhere else in the country. Residents actually live inside a cliff because they are so far below sea level. The polls open early because it takes such a long time for them to get to them. In the past, they have predicted the winner much like the Redskins.
If these people can vote, so can you.
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One of the biggest perks of being a liberal weiner/pinko commie is that 90% of celebrites are on your side. Example: in just these past four days, Ben Affleck, the Goo Goo Dolls, Michael Moore, and Roseanne have been here in Tampa (I saw all except for Ben Affleck, the one I wanted to see most, but I stood right next to Michael Moore and shook his hand). That's pretty awesome. Much bigger celebrities to have on your side than Toby Keith and the anchors of Fox News.

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