Usually you can't find soda around my house. It's not like I live in a family of Mormons that don't like soda, it just works out that we rarely buy any. But recently, there have been cans of Coke strategically placed in our fridge by the Coke Fairy. My mother and I have been shoving them down our gaping maws like addicts of that other kind of coke-the kind that kills my favorite stars from SNL.
This recent trend of being strung out of caffeine has led to a bout of insomnia. I can't remember the last time I fell asleep before 6 AM. And while it sure is fun to have a lightswitch rave at two in the morning set to the rockin' sounds of Dead or Alive's immortal classic "You Spin Me 'Round (Like a Record)," it definitley does NOT rock when I have to get up for school on a half hour of sleep and I fall asleep behind the wheel and again some more in my classes. CURSE YOU COCA COLA!!! *stops* *drinks entire can of Coke in one gulp* *burps* *stops narrating actions surrounded by asteriks*
In other news, I was reading Tania's diary and I came across an entry featuring a list of the 50 worst songs of all time, as decided by Blender magazine. I had heard of the list, but I never saw it in its entirety. And I have to say, Blender magazine can bite me. What the hell were they thinking??? THESE ARE THE GREATEST SONGS OF ALL TIME. The list, for those curious:
1. We Built This City ... Starship
2. Achy Breaky Heart ... Billy Ray Cyrus
3. Everybody Have Fun Tonight ... Wang Chung
4. Rollin' ... Limp Bizkit
5. Ice Ice Baby ... Vanilla Ice
6. The Heart of Rock & Roll ... Huey Lewis and the News
7. Don't Worry, Be Happy ... Bobby McFerrin
8. Party All the Time ... Eddie Murphy
9. American Life ... Madonna
10. Ebony and Ivory ... Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder
11. Invisible ... Clay Aiken
12. Kokomo ... The Beach Boys
13. Illegal Alien -Genesis
14. From a Distance ... Bette Midler
15. I'll Be There for You ... The Rembrandts
16. What's Up? ... 4 Non Blondes
17. Pumps and a Bump ... Hammer
18. You're the Inspiration ... Chicago
19. Broken Wings ... Mr. Mister
20. Dancing on the Ceiling ... Lionel Richie
21. Two Princes ... Spin Doctors
22. Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue (The Angry American) ... Toby Keith
23. Sunglasses at Night ... Corey Hart
24. Superman ... Five for Fighting
25. I'll Be Missing You ... Puff Daddy featuring Faith Evans and 112
26. The End ... The Doors
27. The Final Countdown ... Europe
28. Your Body Is a Wonderland ... John Mayer
29. Breakfast at Tiffany's ... Deep Blue Something
30. Greatest Love of All ... Whitney Houston
31. Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm ... Crash Test Dummies
32. Will 2K ... Will Smith
33. Barbie Girl ... Aqua
34. Longer ... Dan Fogelberg
35. Shiny Happy People ... R.E.M.
36. Make Em Say Uhh! ... Master P featuring Silkk, Fiend, Mia-X and Mystikal
37. Rico Suave ... Gerardo
38. Cotton Eyed Joe ... Rednex
39. She Bangs ... Ricky Martin
40. I Wanna Sex You Up ... Color Me Badd
41. We Didn't Start the Fire ... Billy Joel
42.The Sounds of Silence ... Simon & Garfunkel
43. Follow Me ... Uncle Kracker
44. I'll Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That) ... Meat Loaf
45. Mesmerize ... Ja Rule featuring Ashanti
46. Hangin' Tough ... New Kids on the Block
47. The Only Thing That Looks Good on Me Is You ... Bryan Adams
48. Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da ... The Beatles
49. I'm Too Sexy ... Right Said Fred
50. My Heart Will Go On ... Celine Dion

Let me reiterate again some more how screwed up this list is. I would write a long rant but it's making me so mad just looking at it. Come on, "The End?" "The Sounds of Silence?" "SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT?!"

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