03.10.04 @ 7:41 P.M.
The One About My Love Of Capri Sun
Okay, how much do I love Capri Sun?
I want to go to San Francisco and marry it(you know, they let everyone get married there. Like those pesky homos. Nothing is sacred there! And ya know, once the gays start getting married, what's next? That's right-marrying tasty beverages)(Dear Devian, This has been a joke. Please do not sick the gay mafia on me. Thanks. Love, Sarah)
I can drink a whole box in fifteen minutes, if they last that long.
I started in Kindergarden and haven't been able to stop.
I love every flavor. Even flavors I wouldn't drink in any other drink, like strawberry-kiwi-peach-mango-seagull shit-eye of newt, I drink.
I love Capri Sun.
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