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03.07.04 @ 11:13 P.M. The One About Blue's Walk Even though my dog Blue is very doggy, his walk(or swagger, I should say) is quite cat-esque. He's too sexy for his bone. Too sexy for his bone. He wants me to stop serenading him with Right Said Fred and leave him aloneeeee. (If you think that I'm not actually listening to that song as I write this, you don't know me) 0 comments so far << & >>
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silly hats only | taste:a lovely combination of vomit and mouthwash wear:a t-shirt that says "looking for peace of mind...or piece of pizza." i think we all know which I'd prefer hear:the sounds of people typing feel:sick think:i'm going to be up all night because i waited until the last minute to do an assignment. I'll NEVER LEARN.
| i am a banana. | - - 11.18.05 The One With All The Pajamas - 10.25.05 The One For Mom - 10.03.05 The One With The Paragraphs Seperated By Song Titles - 08.18.05 The One With Two New Additions To The Family (And Dirty Movies) - 07.13.05 | i'm feeling fat & sassy | quote o' the day "People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.
"-Brian Fantana, Anchorman:The Legend of Ron Burgundy
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