It is common knowledge that animals can sense evil.

I spent the weekend at home, and judging by the way my dog Blue was acting, something REALLY EVIL is going to happen.

Ya see, like many dogs, Blue absolutely despises rain. If you were to take the hatred a gay, liberal, atheist, environmentalist has for our president, you'd get an idea of how much Blue hates rain.

When it does rain, he will totally FREAK OUT. There are many symptoms he will exhibit showing that it is raining and he really doesn't like it.

Well, since Friday night, he had been showing said symptoms, but there was no rain at all. It was very strange, and I was beyond worried for him.

My feeling is, he's sensing something bad about to happen to me or someone else in my family. Never mind that it actually did rain on Sunday-I mean, I think a psychic dog is more believable than a dog that has honed his doppler radar to the point where he can detect rain a day and a half away.

I have been stressing, wondering what the black harbinger of death knows that I do not. I am mad at him for not telling me after I asked him numerous times(we all know animals understand what we're saying, don't even front. Surely they can think of a way to communicate with us other than "bark" or "grrrr" or, with cats, "meow" or "hisssssss" or just pissing on everything).

In a related bad omen story, I was doing my laundry, and I took some of my shirts out of the washer to hang up, and they had all been turned (cue spooky music) inside out. What does this mean? I've done some laundry in my lifetime, and never has this happened. No good can come of it. No good.

I'm starting to think my family has a curse on it, and I blame my no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealing-great-great-grandfather. The house we live in now was built just for us fifteen years ago, but what the contractors didn't tell my grandfather was that its on an ancient Indian burial ground (cue more spooky music).

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