Hokay.

Imagine Carrot Top's hair.

Now dye it an ugly shade of dirty blonde.

Add humidity.

And you may get close to what my hair looks like.

Fucking hair. I swear if it doesn't start behaving I'm gonna go Sinead O' Connor on its ass.

Earlier tonight I was walking back to the dorm from a class. The weather was perfect. Some random dude was just walking around...playing the harmonica(really well). People were driving around with their windows down and they all had their radios on and every song I heard was a song I loved. I thought to myself "hmmm...maybe I could stay here." Then I got back to the dorm and inhaled. And then it was like "oh yeahhhhhhh. Yeah...no."

Before I leave (have I mentioned I'm transferring to a different college next year?), I want to urinate on something, just to be insanely gross. Preferably, it would be this dorm room.

(Please note I'm not really going to do this.)

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