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my name's sarah, you can call me sarah, i like cats and elvis music and those bobblehead animals you can put on your car dashboard. mmmmm, pizza pie.

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04.01.04 @ 10:09 A.M.
The One With All The April Fools Jokes

Duuuuuuuuuuude.

I just got a total lesson in humility.

I can't remember the last time my mom hasn't gotten me and gotten me GOOD on April Fool's Day. She has the best poker face in the history of the world.

Well, this year, now that I am away at college, I thought I could get her good because she couldn't see my face and know that I was lying (my face always gives it away, the fucking traitor).

And I did get her. Good. She totally fell for it.

My head swelled up so big I couldn't get through the door.

But I just got an e-mail and now realize that I have been severely burned.

This holiday sucks if you're gullible.

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