I love Courtney. Really, I do.

That's why I'm having such a hard time dealing with the fact that I have a total crush on her husband.

It's too bad they make THE CUTEST FUCKING COUPLE OF ALL TIME. And also that I love Courtney and she is awesome and clearly I can not compete with her. (Do you see how I'm sucking up so she doesn't get mad at me for this?)

Otherwise, I'd have to think of some way to get to Seattle and become his mistress.

I am, of course, totally joking. I would never do that. I love Courtney too much. And the husband loves her. I mean, how can you not love her? She's so loveable.

What is proper etiquette for having a crush on the spouse of someone you admire, as I admire Courtney and her infinite greatness?

On one hand, I can see how it would make one uncomfortable. Although you really shouldn't be since I am a)on the other side of the country and b)no competition for anyone. Ever. Infinity. Especially Courtney.

On the other hand however, wouldn't it make you feel good that people out there are jealous of the piece of ass you're tapping?

Anyway, in summation, Courtney, I love you. Please do not harm me for writing this. It was a joke.

(And Courtney's husband: call me. We'll talk.)

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