From tonight's "The Apprentice"(don't even front, you know The Donald is the coolest person ever):

Caucasian Contestant(at the moment, there are too many contestants still remaining for me to bother learning their names):"Well, thats like the pot calling the kettle black."

African American Contestant She Was Talking To: "There you go with the racist comments!"

Hehehehehe, God bless reality television.

Today I saw a whole bunch of people dressed up in crazy outfits. By crazy, I mean stupid things like clothes that dont match, wearing things inside out, and other assorted stupid ass things.

Since there was a day last semester I had to put up with this shit too, I can only assume it is an assignment from some prententious asshole intro to psychology or intro to sociology professor and they're supposed to observe people's reactions.

Oh, ya know, WHATEVER. I'll tell you the reaction right now: no one gives a shit. We are COLLEGE STUDENTS. We don't have time to look at your stupid costume. And if we did, we wouldn't think you were funny or brave or crazy. We'd just think you're an ass. Which, news flash time:you are. I don't need to see a fat woman in half a shirt with her bra on the outside of it. For fucks sake, I get enough of that looking in the mirror.

Today's Bed a Celeb: Ethan Embry

Seriously, how adorable is he?

Just a P.S.

In the middle of writing this entry, we had a fire drill. Let me tell you, things I love more than first dealing with the awful sound of the alarm and then standing outside in my stained t-shirt(sans bra too) and sweatpants with a hole in them right next to Ridiculously Hot Josh of Sarah's Future Husband fame, are few and far between!

Fuckin. A.

Seriously? If you've made it to college and don't know what to do if there's a fire...well then maybe you fucking deserve to burn.

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