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Afternoon Delight-The Channel 4 News Team from Anchorman

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my name's sarah, you can call me sarah, i like cats and elvis music and those bobblehead animals you can put on your car dashboard. mmmmm, pizza pie.

01.14.04 @ 4:56 A.M.
The One Without The Sex Dreams

Look at this, I'm up at friggin five in the morning. I wouldn't wish being up this early on my worst enemy. I have NO rhythm, circadian or otherwise.

Ya know what I realized? I've never had a sex dream. Ever.

I find it highly appropriate that even in my subconcious I can't get laid.

By the way, I want to go on the record saying the song "Blister in the Sun" by the Violent Femmes is my new object of worship. If that song was ever manifested in human form, I would beg it to have sex with me. What do you think it would say?

It would say no you fools! Did you NOT read two paragraphs above?

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taste:a lovely combination of vomit and mouthwash
wear:a t-shirt that says "looking for peace of mind...or piece of pizza." i think we all know which I'd prefer
hear:the sounds of people typing
feel:sick
think:i'm going to be up all night because i waited until the last minute to do an assignment. I'll NEVER LEARN.

i am a banana.

- - 11.18.05
The One With All The Pajamas - 10.25.05
The One For Mom - 10.03.05
The One With The Paragraphs Seperated By Song Titles - 08.18.05
The One With Two New Additions To The Family (And Dirty Movies) - 07.13.05

i'm feeling fat & sassy

quote o' the day
"People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang. "-Brian Fantana, Anchorman:The Legend of Ron Burgundy