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01.09.04 @ 9:42 P.M. The One With The Father Of My Child For the first time in, well, eighteen years, I actually have plans for the weekend. I mean, they're not cool plans or anything, but my weekend will not just involve sleeping. Feel the excitement and envy me. Today's Bed a Celeb: Dave Foley Remember back in middle school when you did that egg baby project? Come on, you have to know what I'm talking about. Well, my science teacher in eigth grade was a crazy foriegner, and she made us make birth certificates and everything, with a name for the egg and listing the father. Dave was the father of my egg child. And the egg child was named "David Foley, Jr." Now I need to get Dave to father my human child. 0 comments so far << & >>
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silly hats only | taste:a lovely combination of vomit and mouthwash wear:a t-shirt that says "looking for peace of mind...or piece of pizza." i think we all know which I'd prefer hear:the sounds of people typing feel:sick think:i'm going to be up all night because i waited until the last minute to do an assignment. I'll NEVER LEARN.
| i am a banana. | - - 11.18.05 The One With All The Pajamas - 10.25.05 The One For Mom - 10.03.05 The One With The Paragraphs Seperated By Song Titles - 08.18.05 The One With Two New Additions To The Family (And Dirty Movies) - 07.13.05 | i'm feeling fat & sassy | quote o' the day "People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.
"-Brian Fantana, Anchorman:The Legend of Ron Burgundy
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