So whats up children?

I'm back at UF.

Naturally, I'd rather be having teeth pulled out by pliers without any anethstetic , but at least...at least...

Oh, see, I was trying to think of something good about this college but I couldn't.

I have a new roommate. I mean, I hate to make assumptions-I thought the last nightmare was nice at the beginning. But she does seem really nice and funny. Whatever.

Have you all seen my banner??? Hmmm? Muchos gracias to my cousin Meghan for making it.

(If you don't get it, I would strongly strongly suggest visiting www.homestarrunner.com. It's my favorite site, I almost guarantee you'll love it)

I guess that's all. Absolutely nothing has happened, no random thoughts that I need to get out. So I shall leave you with today's Bed a Celeb:Derek Jeter

Ummm...I'm sorry, do I need to explain why I want to jump his bones? I mean, really. Come on. But I'll gush about him anyway. He's. So. Sexy. Part of me wants to meet him. Have lots of sex and babies. Another part of me is scared to meet him. If I did, I wouldn't be able to control myself. There'd be a whole man rape thing going on. I covet this man. I'd drink his bath water.

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