As I was reading about the bad date experience of a fellow Diarylander, I came to a conclusion that surprised me.

I am a hobbit.

I haven't seen or read Lord of the Rings. But from what I understand, hobbits are short, hairy, and annoying. I find that to be a pretty accurate self portrait. Accurate. Not flattering.

In regards to the "Bed a Celeb" feature : I've racked and racked my brain for a celebrity I'd like to sleep with at the moment more than yesterday's winner. And I can't.

I mean, look at him!!! He's soooo cute! Cutie McCuteCute. That's what I'm going to call him.

(By the way, this picture is from when he played Thomas Andrews, the designer of the Titanic, in, well, Titanic. Last night, I stayed up until five in the morning(I was up at two because of too much Mountain Dew) rewatching that movie that I hate so much just for him. He's sooo good in it. Try and not get emotional when he says "I'm sorry I didn't build you a stronger ship, young Rose." Man. I'm so in love with him)

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