01.02.04 @ 8:15 P.M.
The One Without Showering
I think Blue likes how I smell when I don't shower.
Since I spoil my pup, I have given up showering.
And any hopes of the sex I so desperately need.
Hey, here's a question for people that aren't losers like me and actually do have sex. I know Courtney could answer this.
How do you have sex if animals sleep in the room with you? Do you kick them out for the night? Isn't that kinda sponteneity killing?
This is getting weird, and I apologize.
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