12.29.03 @ 4:08 P.M.
The One With The Apology To Jennifer Garner
Dear Jennifer Garner,
I know the chances of you reading this are about as good as me understanding an episode of Alias. But in the off chance that you Googled "pathetic assholes who have even more pathetic diarys", I'm going to write this.
I'm really sorry I was so mean to you in the dream I had earlier today. I mean, you were cool and sweet and humble and not Hollywood at ALL, and yet I was still awful to you and took Oprah's side in the argument you two were having.
I mean, I don't even like Oprah that much. While you, on the other hand, are, in my eyes, totally and completely kickass. I think you're such a talented actress. And the way you look in some of those costumes on Alias have made me question my sexuality more than I care to admit.
Please understand, it was my subconcious talking. She can be such a bitch depending on the last thing I've eaten(in this case, McDonalds).
So, again, I'm sorry.
Your fan,
Sarah
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