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my name's sarah, you can call me sarah, i like cats and elvis music and those bobblehead animals you can put on your car dashboard. mmmmm, pizza pie.

12.23.03 @ 2:35 P.M.
The One With The Two Options

I was thinking about myself today, because, and I don't feel I need to say this again but I will, no one loves me more than me. So, yeah, I was thinking about myself, and here's what I came up with: I'm short, fat, have never had a job, still live with my mom (when I'm not in the shit dorm), and spend my spare time watching a science fiction television show. Now, this could mean two things for the future.

1)I grow up to become way hot and everyone kicks themselves for not jumping me when they had the chance.

2)I don't change AT ALL.

Eh. Whatever. Either way there will be lots of sex. It's just with option one, it will be with handsome men, while with option two, it will be with a vibrator.

Ok, I'm sorry.

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taste:a lovely combination of vomit and mouthwash
wear:a t-shirt that says "looking for peace of mind...or piece of pizza." i think we all know which I'd prefer
hear:the sounds of people typing
feel:sick
think:i'm going to be up all night because i waited until the last minute to do an assignment. I'll NEVER LEARN.

i am a banana.

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"People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang. "-Brian Fantana, Anchorman:The Legend of Ron Burgundy