Did you think I'd go 24 hours without updating?

Hah!

Not bloody likely! (Oh my gosh...that's the second time I've used that phrase today. Before today, I have said those words ZERO times)

Since nothing exciting happened today(except completing my last final-yay!), I'll tell you the most exciting moment of yesterday. And I'll add a disclaimer that this story is only exciting to me.

When I was a wee little lass, my favorite food from south of the border(and by that, I mean Taco Bell), was a chili cheese burrito. I loved them more than life itself. However, a couple of years ago, much to my dismay, the bastards at Taco Bell STOPPED MAKING THEM.

(This did not stop me from asking if they served them every time I stopped at a Taco Bell though because as they were phasing them out, some sneaky bastards just took them off the menu but actually would make them)

I had pretty much given hope on ever tasting a sweet sweet chili cheese burrito ever again.

But alas, yesterday, I head into the Taco Bell on campus. I place my order and start twiddling my thumbs as I wait for them to give me my yummy gordita. Then I hear the girl in line behind me say "and a chili cheese buritto." My head snapped up so fast I almost got whiplash. "Silly girl" I thought. "They don't have chili cheese burritos." I look up at the menu to get a concurring opinion for the voice in my head. That didn't happen.

Because they DID have chili cheese burritos.

I will never eat anywhere again. Ever.

Screw you pizza! Screw you and your expensive ways and snotty delivery boys. My first and true love has come back to me!!!

(Edited to say: I didn't mean that. Pizza, you know I'll always love you. I hope we can still be friends.)

P.S. I lied about nothing exciting happening today. Mr.Lux told me he loved me. Alright...not in so many words. What he did say, in a tone eight octaves deeper than his normal voice, is that he hopes I get a spot in his class next semester. I read that as "if it wouldn't get me kicked out one semester before I'm supposed to graduate, I would totally confess my love to you right now and take you right here on this desk, you sexy sexy thing." ...Maybe it was the twenty three burritos talking.

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