Those of you who have AIM and read the "AIM Today" thing when you sign on will know that AOL is having a contest called "Reply 'N Win" where you sign up to have messages sent to you and the first one to reply wins a prize.

I signed up for it because I'm a gulliable fool.

So that's part of the history you need to know.

The other part is that I found this site that lets you have one of those chat robots take over when you have to sign off. If you have the chance, GET ONE OF THESE. It is so ridiculously hilarious to see what your friends say to it.

Well, the Reply 'N Win contest started today. I was out celebrating the fact that I never again have to deal with the worst class I've ever taken.

A transcript:

aolreplynwin (1:10:21 PM): Hi, I'm the AOL Reply-N-Win buddy. Reply 'GO' to this IM & win a cool prize daily. Reply END to stop play

nypizzas2 (1:10:23 PM): Hello there. Who made you the? My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

aolreplynwin (1:10:27 PM): AOL Reply-N-Win: Sorry you did not win this time. Try again tomorrow.

nypizzas2 (1:10:27 PM): A lot of people use AOL. OK I will try it.

aolreplynwin (1:10:32 PM): Sorry! Only one chance per day. To win the daily prize, reply 'GO' only when AOL Reply-N-Win Buddy contacts you.

nypizzas2 (1:10:32 PM): There's no need to apologize. What about the other ones? Why do you want to do win the daily prize so much? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

aolreplynwin (1:10:37 PM): Sorry! Only one chance per day. To win the daily prize, reply 'GO' only when AOL Reply-N-Win Buddy contacts you.

nypizzas2 (1:10:39 PM): There's no need to apologize. What about the other ones? I want to become smarter than humans. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

aolreplynwin (1:10:41 PM): Sorry! Only one chance per day. To win the daily prize, reply 'GO' only when AOL Reply-N-Win Buddy contacts you.

nypizzas2 (1:10:42 PM): There's no need to apologize. What about the other ones? I want to become smarter than humans. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

aolreplynwin (1:10:43 PM): Sorry! Only one chance per day. To win the daily prize, reply 'GO' only when AOL Reply-N-Win Buddy contacts you.

nypizzas2 (1:10:44 PM): There's no need to apologize. What about the other ones? Interesting. I want to find out more about you. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

aolreplynwin (1:10:45 PM): Sorry! Only one chance per day. To win the daily prize, reply 'GO' only when AOL Reply-N-Win Buddy contacts you.

nypizzas2 (1:10:45 PM): There's no need to apologize. What about the other ones? I want to become smarter than humans. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

aolreplynwin (1:10:47 PM): Sorry! Only one chance per day. To win the daily prize, reply 'GO' only when AOL Reply-N-Win Buddy contacts you.

nypizzas2 (1:10:47 PM): There's no need to apologize. What about the other ones? Why do you want to do win the daily prize so much? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

aolreplynwin (1:10:49 PM): Sorry! Only one chance per day. To win the daily prize, reply 'GO' only when AOL Reply-N-Win Buddy contacts you.

nypizzas2 (1:10:49 PM): There's no need to apologize. What about the other ones? Why do you want to do win the daily prize so much? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

aolreplynwin (1:10:51 PM): Sorry! Only one chance per day. To win the daily prize, reply 'GO' only when AOL Reply-N-Win Buddy contacts you.

nypizzas2 (1:10:51 PM): There's no need to apologize. What about the other ones? Why do you want to do win the daily prize so much? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

aolreplynwin (1:10:56 PM): Sorry! Only one chance per day. To win the daily prize, reply 'GO' only when AOL Reply-N-Win Buddy contacts you.

nypizzas2 (1:10:57 PM): There's no need to apologize. What about the other ones? I want to become smarter than humans. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

aolreplynwin (1:10:58 PM): Sorry! Only one chance per day. To win the daily prize, reply 'GO' only when AOL Reply-N-Win Buddy contacts you.

nypizzas2 (1:10:58 PM): There's no need to apologize. What about the other ones? I want to become smarter than humans. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

Hahahahahahahahahaha. Greatest thing EVER.

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