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12.15.03 @ 5:48 P.M. The One Where I Play Doctor Alright, I'm not a doctor. Not legally, anyway. I don't pretend to know anything about anything. But I was reading the diary of a girl who was confused as to why she was feeling weak after having only 700 calories the entire day(those calories came from Gatorade, oatmeal, and applesauce, by the way). My diagnosis: MAYBE YOU SHOULD FUCKING EAT SOMETHING, YOU ANOREXIC FREAK OF NATURE. Clearly the lack of food has messed with her intelligence. Which is assuming she had any in the first place. And we all know what happens when we assume. Thank you very much. 0 comments so far << & >>
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silly hats only | taste:a lovely combination of vomit and mouthwash wear:a t-shirt that says "looking for peace of mind...or piece of pizza." i think we all know which I'd prefer hear:the sounds of people typing feel:sick think:i'm going to be up all night because i waited until the last minute to do an assignment. I'll NEVER LEARN.
| i am a banana. | - - 11.18.05 The One With All The Pajamas - 10.25.05 The One For Mom - 10.03.05 The One With The Paragraphs Seperated By Song Titles - 08.18.05 The One With Two New Additions To The Family (And Dirty Movies) - 07.13.05 | i'm feeling fat & sassy | quote o' the day "People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.
"-Brian Fantana, Anchorman:The Legend of Ron Burgundy
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