Well children, my first review is up. Huzzah! (Muchos gracias, Ali)

In the first impression section, she says "Please, don't let this be another teenage angst 'woe is me' diary."

Huh. No. No matter how depressed I get, I will never be one of those diaries. I may bitch once and a while when I get really annoyed, but it's only once and a while.

I hate those diaries. Listen, if you're honestly that depressed, why don't you go get some fucking help as opposed to bitching in an online diary with your dark atheist "wearetheonlyonesthatknowrealpain" friends? Why put it in an online diary anyway? Why do you want us stupid people who are so below you and only care about conforming to know your darkest thoughts? Is it because you're hoping to do what 5,000 years of Jesuses, Buddhas, and Allahs couldn't and change us? Oh, no, that's right. You're just attention whores and hoping people take pity on you. Oh, you cut yourself, huh? Well if the world is out to get you and you don't wanna go on living with these sheep, why not just press a little harder? No one would miss you, right? No one loves you anyway.

Listen, there is no one out there that doesn't think the world sucks. Nobody. Those cheerleaders and football players you hate the most? Yep. That kid who has a 5.6 GPA, the president of six clubs, and has Yale as a safety school? Him too. The chubby kid who spends 23 hours a day playing Dungeons and Dragons and the other hour playing with himself while looking at a dogeared picture of Princess Leia? Especially him(although he has Episode III to look forward to).

But ya know what? We all deal with it. Yeah, we realize the world sucks. And we don't spend all our time whining about it like little pussies. We focus on the things that make us happy. And I'm sure if you stopped bitching for two seconds you'd realize there are things that make you happy too.

So shut the fuck up and grin and bear it like the rest of us. No one appreciates your whining.

I just wanna say that as I'm writing this, I'm watching South Park for the first time in years and they're spoofing these kind of people and it's so much more funnier than this entry. "If you wanna be a nonconformist, all you have to do is dress like us and listen to the music we do." "Yeah, happiness dies." "I'm not gonna live in a third world countires with all those conformists."

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