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12.07.03 @ 10:17 P.M.
Secret Agent (Wo)Man

OH MY GOSH, I totally just had a great misadventure.

So, I go to the bathroom. I use the stall with the lock that is hard to move but that is bigger and seems cleaner. Well, I finish, and I go to get the door. The lock is stuck. What am I to do?!

Well, you have to understand, ever since the X-Files has been off the air, Sunday nights have belonged to Alias. And since this is a Sunday, I was in my "inmymindiamakickassspyjustlikesydneybristow" mode.

So, with my spy like thinking, I stood up on the toilet, jumped to the stall door(hanging on like a monkey), swung my legs up OVER the door, and jumped to the ground on the other side of the door(because there is a big space between the top of the stalls and the ceiling). I then kicked in the door so that other people wouldn't have to do the same amazing feat.

What, YOU THINK I'M MAKING THIS UP?!?!?

Well...I am.

(But every time I use the bathroom on Sundays after watching Alias I do hope that happens so I can do that)

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