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11.30.03 @ 4:52 P.M. Me, Write? Nah Welcome to our newest reader, Dan "Depends(tm)" Iforgetyourlastnameandevenifididntiwouldprobablyspellitwrong. I wish I had something funny to say for Dan the Man. My mom, after reading a few things in here and hearing what other people had to say about it too, now thinks I should be a writer. I dunno. I mean, a wise man once told me, and by me, I mean someone else, that to be a writer, you have to write all the time. You have to have such a passion for it and really want it, ya know? It has to be your life. I just don't feel that strongly about writing. Or anything else for that matter. But I always thought writing was the most romantic profession of them all. It would be so cool to be a writer. Eh. Oh well. 0 comments so far << & >>
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silly hats only | taste:a lovely combination of vomit and mouthwash wear:a t-shirt that says "looking for peace of mind...or piece of pizza." i think we all know which I'd prefer hear:the sounds of people typing feel:sick think:i'm going to be up all night because i waited until the last minute to do an assignment. I'll NEVER LEARN.
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