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my name's sarah, you can call me sarah, i like cats and elvis music and those bobblehead animals you can put on your car dashboard. mmmmm, pizza pie.

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11.28.03 @ 10:40 P.M.
Issues

I have so many issues with so many things. I know I need to see a therapist, but I'm not capable of telling all my secrets to a perfect stranger. I mean, I guess some people find it easier to talk to someone they know that, legally, can't betray them, but damn. I can't do it. I actually tried for a couple of months back in freshman year. Most of the sessions were spent nodding in agreement with what the doctor said(even though it wasn't true) and talking about the Yankees. So I'm not too keen on the idea of more time wasted when I'm even more frustrated than I was then. God, I feel like such a fucking cliche:I need someone to talk to. I gotta say, if there's one thing I like about myself, it's my strength. I know how strong I am. I know, by morning, I'll be well over this, or at least over being upset to the point of needing to whine about it, but for now I just wanted to rant. All apologies to anyone who reads this.

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taste:a lovely combination of vomit and mouthwash
wear:a t-shirt that says "looking for peace of mind...or piece of pizza." i think we all know which I'd prefer
hear:the sounds of people typing
feel:sick
think:i'm going to be up all night because i waited until the last minute to do an assignment. I'll NEVER LEARN.
i am a banana.
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"People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang. "-Brian Fantana, Anchorman:The Legend of Ron Burgundy