Today I went to a math review. I got there early and there was a class in the classroom we were going to be using. The professor for that class looked exactly like Byers, a character from X-Files. He came out to tell us that the kids were taking an exam and that he'd give them a few more minutes and then we could move in. I gave him the "hi, I don't know anything about you but I really like you because you look just like a character from a show that has been my life since the fifth grade" smile. He gave me the "hi, I'm smiling back at you because I'm a polite man but if I was honest I'd say your creepy smile directed at me when you're a total stranger is kinda sorta, and by that I mean totally, freaking me out" smile.

I like Professor Lookslikebyers. I'm sure he's a much better teacher than my math teacher, Dr.I'macrazyforiegnerthatcanbarelyspeakenglishbutiteachinamericaanywaybecauseeveryoneknowsamericakickseveryothercountry'sassandicanmakeeventhesimplestmathconceptseemincrediblydifficultandAHHHMOWTHELAWN!, Ph.D.

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