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my name's sarah, you can call me sarah, i like cats and elvis music and those bobblehead animals you can put on your car dashboard. mmmmm, pizza pie.

11.24.03 @ 7:36 A.M.
Unruhe

Oh hey, remember back in high school back home when people wouldn't walk into your room at 5:20 A.M.? *sigh* Good times, good times.

Yeah, she really did do that. Twice. She wasn't trying to wake me, apparantly she needed to get something...at 5:20 A.M. And when I went back to sleep, I had a nightmare about her messsing with my stuff. Another nightmare. God, If they don't stop, I may become an insomniac.

...A fate truly worse than death.

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taste:a lovely combination of vomit and mouthwash
wear:a t-shirt that says "looking for peace of mind...or piece of pizza." i think we all know which I'd prefer
hear:the sounds of people typing
feel:sick
think:i'm going to be up all night because i waited until the last minute to do an assignment. I'll NEVER LEARN.

i am a banana.

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"People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang. "-Brian Fantana, Anchorman:The Legend of Ron Burgundy