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11.19.03 @ 9:09 A.M. Ciao, Yo. I was all tired and nervous about a test I have in a few minutes(I'm leaving for the class after I get done writing this) and pissed that it was raining outside and my grandfather threw away my backpack when I moved into this room and that was where my umbrella was. Anyway, yeah, but then I listened to "Tu Vuo Fa L'Americano" from "The Talented Mr.Ripley"* and I decided I want to move to Italy, eat lots of grapes,ride a moped, and say "ciao" a lot. (Basically, become a hedonist) *=Matt Damon has a small penis. 0 comments so far << & >>
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silly hats only | taste:a lovely combination of vomit and mouthwash wear:a t-shirt that says "looking for peace of mind...or piece of pizza." i think we all know which I'd prefer hear:the sounds of people typing feel:sick think:i'm going to be up all night because i waited until the last minute to do an assignment. I'll NEVER LEARN.
| i am a banana. | - - 11.18.05 The One With All The Pajamas - 10.25.05 The One For Mom - 10.03.05 The One With The Paragraphs Seperated By Song Titles - 08.18.05 The One With Two New Additions To The Family (And Dirty Movies) - 07.13.05 | i'm feeling fat & sassy | quote o' the day "People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.
"-Brian Fantana, Anchorman:The Legend of Ron Burgundy
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