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11.18.03 @ 5:41 P.M. Red Shoe Diaries Alright...here's something absolutely no one knows about me(and probably never ever wanted to know). Back in simpler times when David Duchovny was all I thought about, I wanted to see every piece of work he had ever done. Avid Duchovny fans know he plays the part of Jake(basically a narrator only he gets a few minutes of air time)on the Showtime "erotic anthology"(read:soft core porn)series Red Shoe Diaries. He decided to star in one episode of the first season... Ok, this is what I'm trying to say: I watched a half hour of soft core porn, to see David. Was I wrong? Because I'm feeling guilty about it now. 0 comments so far << & >>
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silly hats only | taste:a lovely combination of vomit and mouthwash wear:a t-shirt that says "looking for peace of mind...or piece of pizza." i think we all know which I'd prefer hear:the sounds of people typing feel:sick think:i'm going to be up all night because i waited until the last minute to do an assignment. I'll NEVER LEARN.
| i am a banana. | - - 11.18.05 The One With All The Pajamas - 10.25.05 The One For Mom - 10.03.05 The One With The Paragraphs Seperated By Song Titles - 08.18.05 The One With Two New Additions To The Family (And Dirty Movies) - 07.13.05 | i'm feeling fat & sassy | quote o' the day "People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.
"-Brian Fantana, Anchorman:The Legend of Ron Burgundy
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