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my name's sarah, you can call me sarah, i like cats and elvis music and those bobblehead animals you can put on your car dashboard. mmmmm, pizza pie.

11.17.03 @ 3:27 A.M.
I'm A Bitch. No... Really.

Ok, apparantly, this disclaimer is needed for my pensive friend Niki:

I, Sarah Fay Franco, do not actually have a tail. Not even a little stub. I think I'd like myself a little more if I did. It's just one night I thought to myself:"hey, you are as dopey, clumsy, and drool-y as a puppy, Sarah." But I'm nowhere near as cute. Anyway, yeah.

And I do believe you'd kick the ass of an old British man sniffing out your ass, too! Grrr.

(You may be wondering what I'm doing up at 3:30. I'm wondering what seemingly everyone else in this friggin hall is doing up and being dumb enough to wake ME. Fuckers.)

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taste:a lovely combination of vomit and mouthwash
wear:a t-shirt that says "looking for peace of mind...or piece of pizza." i think we all know which I'd prefer
hear:the sounds of people typing
feel:sick
think:i'm going to be up all night because i waited until the last minute to do an assignment. I'll NEVER LEARN.

i am a banana.

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i'm feeling fat & sassy

quote o' the day
"People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang. "-Brian Fantana, Anchorman:The Legend of Ron Burgundy