According to Sylvia, there are no more openings for Mr. Lux next semester.

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Ok, here's what I'm thinking:

Death. A quick not-too-dramatic death. Hanging perhaps? I may be too short, I'd have to use quite a bit of rope.

WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?!?!?! This is the worst news EVER. Ok, it isn't, but shut the fuck up, I don't care.

WHY WHY WHY?? Fuck everything, the world sucks, especially that little speck that goes by "University of Florida." FUCKERS!!!! God, I wish I hadn't met him. Is this my punishment for not going to church in forever?!?! Because if it is-FINE. I'll GO. Just give me my Mr. Lux back!!!!!!! God God, couldn't you have just inflicted the land with a plague like before?

However, the news was softened by learning I am Sylvia's cousin. That made my tail wag. Thank you Sylvia. You're my cousin, too. I hope you don't get cancer.

I'm still mad. Allow me to pound my head against the keyboard in a fit of rage:

-hy7uj

Son of a BITCH that hurt. And only six characters came out?! I must not have a big forehead. Thats good. Anyway, yeah, THIS SUCKS. I'm gonna go vomit now. Uhhhhhhhhhhh

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