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my name's sarah, you can call me sarah, i like cats and elvis music and those bobblehead animals you can put on your car dashboard. mmmmm, pizza pie.

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11.06.03 @ 2:28 A.M.
Advice From Dr. Love

Hey ladies, some free advice from Dr. Love:

Patient X: Doctor Love, I've tried to leave my boyfriend several times, but every time I do he does something that makes me feel special so I stay, and things always go back to the way they were.

Doctor Love: Hmmm, classic symptoms. Ok, I'm going to write you out a prescription for a clue. You get that filled ASAP.

God. There are times when I don't mind hearing about something a lot. Like Niki with Mike and Sylvia with James, because they're both sweet and in love. And even with them, they're not annoying and don't really talk about it that much. And they're not whining. But this is just stupid.

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taste:a lovely combination of vomit and mouthwash
wear:a t-shirt that says "looking for peace of mind...or piece of pizza." i think we all know which I'd prefer
hear:the sounds of people typing
feel:sick
think:i'm going to be up all night because i waited until the last minute to do an assignment. I'll NEVER LEARN.
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"People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang. "-Brian Fantana, Anchorman:The Legend of Ron Burgundy